Drop your profile
Paste your bio or profile text. Choose the platform and roast intensity.
Get your profile roasted by AI. Find out what your bio really says about you, take the hit, then get a glow-up that actually works.
Funny feedback. Useful fixes. No sugar-coating.
For your Instagram bio, LinkedIn summary or dating profile. Get a fresh perspective without asking your brutally honest friend.
Paste your bio or profile text. Choose the platform and roast intensity.
Get a personalised roast, a score and the things your profile might be accidentally communicating.
Unlock stronger bio options and practical edits that keep your personality intact.
Test the concept with a sample roast. This prototype uses preset roast logic; live personalised AI results will be connected in the product build.
Try the basics for free. Pay only if you want the full breakdown and a better version of your profile.
Enough to get a taste of the truth.
The full roast, plus practical fixes you can actually use.
Launch pricing is a test. Final pricing depends on what users value enough to pay for.
No. The roast is the fun part; premium also gives you specific suggestions and rewritten bios to improve your profile.
The concept supports Instagram, LinkedIn and dating profiles. The first version can start with one profile type and expand after testing demand.
Not yet. The page demonstrates the experience. A live AI API and payment provider need to be connected before personalised results and real payments work.
The intended product should keep submitted profiles private by default and explain how content is processed before users submit it.
Get the roast. Find the cringe. Leave with a better profile.
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